I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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