they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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