plz talk dirty to me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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