I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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