Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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