Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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