this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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