I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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