have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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