Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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