I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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