We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We have so much sex to catch up on
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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