Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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