At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My balls are so social today.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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