Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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