stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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