dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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