I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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