Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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