Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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