So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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