no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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