I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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