Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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