i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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