It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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