Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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