Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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