Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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