My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
