You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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