Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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