that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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