therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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