I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Drunk is not a location!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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