Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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