You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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