Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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