Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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