OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
