Where did you get a picture of my penis
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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