I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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