I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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