This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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