IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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