ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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