I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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