Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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