She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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