The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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