Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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