His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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