I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
