Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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