just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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