you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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