Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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