yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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