I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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