we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You are the jesus of drinking
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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